Coachella was a hot mess as usual. I could bore you with my play by play detailed account of what i did each hour for all three days, but Ill save that for the blog that pays me. Instead, here are a few of my favorite moments at Coachella. I was gonna write more, but I’m gonna shower and get xexy for the Standard now instead.

-I wake up to Pase loudly talking on the phone around 9 am. He apparently has been up the entire night doing drugs and around 8 am just started drinking. They also apparently lost the rental car in the Coachella parking lot. So, he is pacing around the pool, drink in hand, on the phone with his mom. He later calls his dad. At some point his phone dies and he actually started using Jason’s. We went to leave at noon, Pase was forced to hang up with grandma so Jason could have his phone back.

-I sorta feel someone looking at me. I look up and it’s Wes. (We are not speaking.) I look back away, pretending not to see him. He then moves so he is standing right in front of me. I keep having the conversation I am having, pretending now that he is invisible. He then started to fake throw water at me or some shit. Everyone got sorta awkward trying to figure out who to pay attention to. The night ends, he ends up walking to the car with all of us. I move so hes not walking next to me. I hear someone go, “What’s up with Sarah not talking to Wes?” Sean goes, “Oh they got in a fight on the internet.”