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did i rub your facewash the wrong way?

ok straight up. first time lived with a ladyfriend. does a special code book exist on how to live sane with a lady exist? I’m sure urban outfitters carries it. here’s a letter to the dude workin on the urban book…….

(i wish i could have a power point presentation)
-there is always a pet that you become fully responsible for
-when u think the fridge is stocked it needs some organic cabbage but at the same time you dont have a toaster for your bagel in the morning
-she probably hates your favorite band so pick a real real wack one now so you can start workin with it! (eddie murphy, has had some weird side projects, kriss kross, marky mark, or just go for the simpsons).
-she wants to watch reality shows that you think suck way hard but you realize you dont have anything better to watch cuz your copy of “gleaming the cube” and “point break” got stolen
-she claims she has already met you friends
tip….. introduce them with fake names (prep them for the intro). If your homies arent on point then neither are you.
-“where is my stuff”…… exactly she put in that special place where you will always know where it is. WHAT? you mean pluto babe (notice the babe there). I’m not talkin bout the pic of me and my cousin playin duck hunt circa 87, im talkin like where are my glasses. Normal response……… i put them where i always put them. reply…… i cant see where you put them without my glasses.
-what took you so long to get home from work? real answer (the one that pisses her off) i dont have a license, a car, and you wont pick me up. One you wish happened ….. everyone that came to the bar left their tab open and with all the tips had a magic carpet bring you home

your favorite band sucks

$$$amm

Time to loose some of that buffet weight from Vegas….

Time to go to the gym! Who knew hair whipping could be so aerobically beneficial?!

Get some Latin FLAVVVAAA.

Eliana, our DMC PR and Marketing Intern lays down a new track that she collaborated with Christian Planes and Alternative Reality. The song definitely exerts a lot of latin flavor along with fantastic electro beats. Eliana’s soulful vocals adds heat and seduction to the hit, definitely a must-hear. Download your own copy at Beatport!

Alternative Reality & Christian Planes are back! Only this time with vocalist “Eliana” to bring you the Latin smash hit “Taki”. This release is jam packed with remixes by: Jaimie Fanatic, Jon Pegnato, Raoul Zerna and NYC duo Rooster & Peralta! After downloading this release, you will find the answer to your question: What is Taki?

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SEAN CARLSON IS A GOOD DUDE… F YEAH FEST

One of our favorite LA dudes, Sean Carlson and his homies got a beatdown by the security staff of the Hollywood Bowl after one of the Radiohead shows earlier this week. It’s one of those stories that just makes your blood boil, reaffirms that the man is in charge… i’m pretty much a pacifist but sometimes i just want to punch… This makes me want to punch… read the story here at la weekly blogs.

if you live in LA go out and support Sean and his crew at his fifth annual F(UCK) YEAH Festival this weekend. The line-up is sick!

Holy shit, did i just see that POLVO is fucking playing!

So good!

Miami Booty

Chicago snacking, done right.

When I’m not getting a mani/pedi, putting an aspirin mask on my face, or braiding my hair like Lauren Conrad from that show, “The Hills,” I am eating at Hot Dougs. I’ve been to other cities, and let me say that when it comes to food, Chicago always comes correct. Anyway, this spot has special and crazy hot dog concoctions, fries fried in duck fat (only on the weekends)..oh, and they’re located across the street from Midway Entertainment, the video game company that makes Mortal Kombat. Peace and enjoy!

Stretch Armstrong’s Live Set at Cinespace

INSANE IN THE BRAIN!

These vids are sooo cool.  The Factory one is awesome! Credit to CrazyChrisFilms